Were you raised by mimes?

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Well apparently I was…

After realizing I had all but pressed my face up against the glass as I picked out burrito toppings at Comida Mexican. Sean, my faithful burrista (get it?), may have laughed when I realized my mistake but seriously…

Keep your hands of the f@cking glass people. Rude! Even if you were raised by mimes, it’s still unacceptable.

Touch that glass, and you may be denied the best burrito in Massachusetts. And that would mean… No burrito for you!

Consider yourself warned.